Rec: Crack and Fandom
Jul. 25th, 2009 04:40 pmThere are moments when I find myself cackling at my computer reading fanfiction* where the actors in a television show join fandom for an imaginary movie with homosexual incestuous subtext (might as well make the hypothetical fandom SRS), twisted in a knot of crack and meta and awesome and I have to go-- MY LIFE IS AWESOME. FANDOM IS JOY.
*Fandom is SRS Bznz by elizah-jane //CWRPS, SPN//Misha/Jensen with appearances by others (Quinto!!!)//NC-17
Excerpt:
Jensen does not know who the fuck this preeveht-minion bitch thinks she is, but he hates her immediately. She waltzes into his fandom with a fucking entourage and thinks she can lay down a claim of BNFdom because she's been in other fandoms before? The fact that she has apparently written at least a dozen Jared/Jensen fics is really just icing on the cake. Even if Jensen is at least somewhat badass and hilarious in her stories.
*Fandom is SRS Bznz by elizah-jane //CWRPS, SPN//Misha/Jensen with appearances by others (Quinto!!!)//NC-17
Excerpt:
Jensen does not know who the fuck this preeveht-minion bitch thinks she is, but he hates her immediately. She waltzes into his fandom with a fucking entourage and thinks she can lay down a claim of BNFdom because she's been in other fandoms before? The fact that she has apparently written at least a dozen Jared/Jensen fics is really just icing on the cake. Even if Jensen is at least somewhat badass and hilarious in her stories.
Today has been kind of a waste in the I-did-nothing-outwardly-productive way, but what can you do?
Okay, I feel conflicted. Suarez posted on twitter about being voted as sexiest male vegetarian for PETA, so I go check it out, fully prepared to vote for the dapper bassist but then I look at the list and I see Frank Iero, Gabe Saporta, ,and Nick Zinner! Last year I voted for Frank because it's Frank and I find him unbelievably hot; him looking like the live action version of Mario didn't hurt eiter (what! it was my favorite game). Also there is Nick Zinner, moody guitarist of my heart. How much attitude would you have to put out for Drowned In Sound to say 'X, said moodily? So I still have the window open, waiting to vote.
Greta is up for female vegetarian, and I didn't even know she was, so hooray to more information!
In other news:
And yes, it rattles you down to your bones, but that's something you're just going to have to work out. One man is not enough to throw your entire world out of its steady orbit, though he might just bring the nation to its knees.
Isn't that line just gorgeous? What, another sample? ok.
He says, I don't want to hurt you but I need for this to hurt, and you shiver, because yes, that's it, that's precisely it. You remember best the things that hurt you, above and beyond that which makes you happy and makes you smile; it's easy to tarnish perfect happy memories, but indestructible are the ones that are hard and clear and so painfully vivid as to be completely incapable of distortion.
You know those stories that make you just want to pause and absorb it? Make you have to create a new tag to convey how much you enjoyed it? This is one of those for me.
We won't talk about how I got sucked into American Idol RPF, ok. I had to join a comm!
Okay, I feel conflicted. Suarez posted on twitter about being voted as sexiest male vegetarian for PETA, so I go check it out, fully prepared to vote for the dapper bassist but then I look at the list and I see Frank Iero, Gabe Saporta, ,and Nick Zinner! Last year I voted for Frank because it's Frank and I find him unbelievably hot; him looking like the live action version of Mario didn't hurt eiter (what! it was my favorite game). Also there is Nick Zinner, moody guitarist of my heart. How much attitude would you have to put out for Drowned In Sound to say 'X, said moodily? So I still have the window open, waiting to vote.
Greta is up for female vegetarian, and I didn't even know she was, so hooray to more information!
In other news:
And yes, it rattles you down to your bones, but that's something you're just going to have to work out. One man is not enough to throw your entire world out of its steady orbit, though he might just bring the nation to its knees.
Isn't that line just gorgeous? What, another sample? ok.
He says, I don't want to hurt you but I need for this to hurt, and you shiver, because yes, that's it, that's precisely it. You remember best the things that hurt you, above and beyond that which makes you happy and makes you smile; it's easy to tarnish perfect happy memories, but indestructible are the ones that are hard and clear and so painfully vivid as to be completely incapable of distortion.
You know those stories that make you just want to pause and absorb it? Make you have to create a new tag to convey how much you enjoyed it? This is one of those for me.
We won't talk about how I got sucked into American Idol RPF, ok. I had to join a comm!