wishfulclicking | Stumpsizzle strikes me once again....

I should accept the fact that I make up lyrics for FOB songs; and I can't really understand some of the words. I thought I'd share some of my mishaps:

20 Dollar Nosebleed

Real part--
I'm a stray dog sick I thought it was I'm straight toxic. and then I thought it was I'm straight dog sick.

The mad key's tripping singing vows before we exchange smoke rings I Thought it was the monkey's tripping

It feels like fourteen carats
But no clarity I thought it was no claritin

Goes to the desert
The same war his dad rehearsed
Comes back with flags on coffins and says
"We won, oh we won"
i thought this verse said something about going to Nascar with car fans saying 'we won"

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Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes

I didn't even know the verse part mostly so I will spare you my gibberish. But I swore that Hey editor, I'm undeniable was really Hell Yeah, I'm undeniable and Perfect boys with their perfect lives was imperfect boys with their perfect ploys which I still really like.

(Coffee's for Closers)

I thought Girls used to follow me around then I got cold was really Girls used to follow me around then I got old . That was an easy mistake to make.

Tiffany Blews

I thought
I'm not a crybaby
I'm the crybaby
was really I'm the crap, baby.

I thought this part: Not the boy I was the boy I am is just venting venting was really I am is just benzene benzene.

w.a.m.s.

I seriously thought that Let's meet in the purgatory of my head and get well was about the the purgatory about my hips. I don't know, maybe I was stuck on body parts.

I thought Freckle freckle what makes you so special? was really Motherfucker, what makes you so special?

West Coast Smoker

I thought My heart broken in dorms of the ivy league was smoking dope in the dorms of the ivy league.

So that ends my experience with poor interpretation of lyrics. Do you guys have any stories?

What do you guys think of the bonus tracks on FAD? I love the acoustic version of the songs, and I could do without the remixes. I still have one remix of America's sweethearts (suarez remix) to get through. I just downloaded Lullaby.