the luminous outset became the interminable middle

Has anyone not heard of dreamwidth? If not, here is an awesome fictional representation of dreamwidth and LJ. (This is so much more fun than any other post you've read about it!)

If one were to write some sort of livejournal/dreamwidth hate sex story, LJ would clearly be the cranky old rock star who sold out to the man and had squandered away their millions on coke and hookers and DW would be the emo boy who's sole possession was their guitar and crashed on all their friend's couches and believed in ART.