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Because I always bring the goods :)....

Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted "I want to fuck your pussy" to my girlfriend. I later realized that I had accidentally substituted the s for the p, and actually said "I want to fuck your puppy." FML

That so made me actually LOL. Talk about when typos attack. Courtesy of this site, which you all should go check out.

In other news, I think I 'm just going to stop watching Top Chef. It makes me hungry most of the time and the person I wanted to win hasn't won for some seasons now and it's just getting kind of boring for me; and if Toby Young comes back around with his lame witticisms then I may just scream.

Criminal Minds was good last night; YAY HOTCH!!!

American Idol has been kind of blah for me lately; it seems like these contestants have grown up watching AI so they think they know what will ensure them success, but it just comes across practiced and flat. The standout performances for me were always unexpected and highlighted the irregular songs, I've never seen/heard someone outdo Whitney Houston on this show--I'd hazard to say it can't be done. (Feel free to prove me wrong with links) My point is: contestants should stop performing karaoke versions of crazy popular songs, that just leads them to comparisons that they usually can't live up to, for either nostalgia reasons or vocal ones.

I just downloaded this add on for firefox to block all flash images unless I click on them; so hooray to ad-free LJ without needing an account upgrade. Plus it's making firefox log on faster, a good thing on all sides.