the luminous outset became the interminable middle

So every so often I stumble across something that makes me go WTF in big letters. It may be a pairing or a scenario, but it happens. So when someone writes about Ryan Ross and Kanye West dating, my mind starts spinning in the crazy direction. Now, you may have seen the rec on heartsintact  and then skipped it, because I almost honestly did; but trust me, you don't want to miss out on this. It is an excellent fic, it's hilarious and so touching. I was awwing all over the place, when I wasn't almost dying of laughter. 

i need you right now  (pg-13)
Kanye West/Ryan Ross
by journaltypos 

Kanye comes to the Vegas show and stands backstage with Brendon's parents. Ryan's really nervous the entire show, scared that Kanye might start talking about how mormons don't care about black people or something. There are probably black people that are mormons, but Ryan's not sure. And what if Kanye starts talking about gay sex? Oh god.

Later, Brendon's parents tell Ryan that his rapper friend is kind of rude. Ryan doesn't even ask.