Mornings are so productive

Dear Subway,

I believe I would have preferred to see Phelps hocking your subs than a chorus line of dancers.

Thanks,

Me


and this might be a very true line that I had to paste here so you guys could read it to--

Oh boy. One of the most funny-sad things about America is that you can hate women here, pay them less than men, try to enact laws on their bodies, use their breasts to sell beer and clothes – just do a bunch of really repugnant shit to them, basically – and mostly nobody is going to say a thing. But as soon as you're accused of hitting one of them, the whole nation's against you. America: Where we destroy womens' souls, not their bodies.

--from Jossip

Message from Me to You

 

I ADORE YOU ALL
*this is because I can't find all you guys on that love meme