Stumpsizzle strikes me once again....

[wishfulclicking]

I should accept the fact that I make up lyrics for FOB songs; and I can't really understand some of the words. I thought I'd share some of my mishaps:

20 Dollar Nosebleed

Real part--
I'm a stray dog sick I thought it was I'm straight toxic. and then I thought it was I'm straight dog sick.

The mad key's tripping singing vows before we exchange smoke rings I Thought it was the monkey's tripping

It feels like fourteen carats
But no clarity  I thought it was no claritin

Goes to the desert
The same war his dad rehearsed
Comes back with flags on coffins and says
"We won, oh we won"
i thought this verse said something about going to Nascar with car fans saying 'we won"

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Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes

I didn't even know the verse part mostly so I will spare you my gibberish. But I swore that Hey editor, I'm undeniable was really Hell Yeah, I'm undeniable and Perfect boys with their perfect lives was imperfect boys with their perfect ploys which I still really like.


(Coffee's for Closers)

I thought Girls used to follow me around then I got cold  was really Girls used to follow me around then I got old . That was an easy mistake to make.

Tiffany Blews

I thought
I'm not a crybaby
I'm the crybaby 
was really I'm the crap, baby.

I thought this part: Not the boy I was the boy I am is just venting venting was really I am is just benzene benzene.

w.a.m.s.

I seriously thought that Let's meet in the purgatory of my head and get well was about the the purgatory about my hips. I don't know, maybe I was stuck on body parts.

I thought Freckle freckle what makes you so special? was really Motherfucker, what makes you so special?

West Coast Smoker

I thought My heart broken in dorms of the ivy league was smoking dope in the dorms of the ivy league.

So that ends my experience with poor interpretation of lyrics. Do you guys have any stories?

What do you guys think of the bonus tracks on FAD? I love the acoustic version of the songs, and I could do without the remixes. I still have one remix of America's sweethearts (suarez remix) to get through. I just downloaded Lullaby.

Comments

[awkwardlurker.livejournal.com]

i hope this works coz i'm attempting this from my mobilephone.

those where pretty funny! i reinvent lyrics all the time... but at least most of yours were fairly close.

i'll post my stories when i can get to the net properly.

also... kath&kim? aust. version or usa version???

[wishfulclicking.livejournal.com]

It totally worked!

I'm always replacing lyrics but FOB is always confusing for me sometimes.

I'm going to be away from the net for a while too, so just in case I miss you, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

kath and kim the U.S. version. This version is not that great but sometimes there is nothing on television.

[calyn-rose.livejournal.com]

I don't know you, but this made me LOL. The Nascar one was most hilarious.

I thought it *was* "imperfect boys with their perfect ploys," and "meet in the purgatory of my hips." It is not? D:

[wishfulclicking.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it made you laugh :)

(Hi!)

Well according to the the FOB website, those are the real lyrics. I really thought the imperfect boys/ploys line was real too but if I focus I can hear where it could be 'lives.'